please read everything i wrote on this page before contacting me! please! i did not write all this as a joke, i wrote it to save time - yours, sure, but mostly mine! addendum: PLEASE BE NORMAL TO ME. I AM A REGULAR HUMAN PERSON, JUST LIKE YOU. every time someone is an unhinged freak to me i have to make my already passive-aggressive TOS even more scolding than it already is and i hate adding to it as much as you all hate reading it.
I consider my time & effort valuable, and I hope you'll extend me that same courtesy by agreeing to the following terms!
It's easy! First time or sixth, this is how I would like your email to arrive in my inbox. For some reason, after years of begging and even briefly forcing people to use a form, people ignore these basic steps a lot so here's my new policy - if you ignore the info on this page, I will ignore your inquiry email!
SUBJECT: COMMISSION TYPE (Sketch, Flat Illustration, etc) or COMMISSION INQUIRY
BODY: COMMISSION TYPE AGAIN, just so it's very clear. THE PAYPAL ADDRESS I CAN SEND YOUR INVOICE TO. THE PAYPAL ADDRESS I CAN SEND YOUR INVOICE TO. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR PAYPAL ADDRESS SO I CAN INVOICE YOU ASAP. A succinct and clear description of what you would like, including things like: The Vibe, posing, any specific coloring you'd like, and any details that are important to you that might otherwise be easily sidelined. PLEASE assume I know nothing about what you are commissioning, be it fanart, fetish art, or your OC and be thorough, as indecisiveness or lots of changes will cost you (as you recall from the TOS above!). Also please attach relevant references - I'm a big fan of when people give me a stick figure of the pose they're thinking of (if that's an important part of the piece), so go nuts! I would rather have too much information than have to pry it out of you or waste a half hour googling.
HERE'S AN EASY CHECKLIST!
If you're anxious about commissioning me, here is how my process usually works: You send me an email (that includes your paypal address, for ease of invoicing!). If it has all the info that I require, I will respond to it either agreeing or disagreeing! If I agree, I will be sure to clarify any questions you have, and I may ask some of my own to make sure we're both on the same page. Once we're both on board, I will send you an invoice! When the invoice (which includes a deadline, so please respond to emails promptly!) is paid in full, I will add your invoice (just the number, so it is anonymous!) to my Trello Board queue. Depending on the type of commission you've purchased, I will generally send you a pose for approval and then at various stages until it's complete. Then it's done! Easy!
Despite my exasperated tone on this page, if you are a polite & normal person to me, I'm very polite & normal right back! I have stuff I'm great at, stuff I'm not great at, and stuff I will outright refuse to do. Here's a list!
I WILL DO
I WILL NEVER DO
STUFF I'M GREAT AT
STUFF I'M NOT SO GREAT AT
ONLY SKETCHES ARE AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME!
SKETCH 60$ USD.
SKETCH includes pose approval and monochromatic coloring (greyscale, mostly pinks, mostly blues etc) in the base price. Digital is the assumed default medium, a single character on a solid color background. Extras include:
I define a sketch as a loose & somewhat messy image. Here are some examples of completed sketch commissions:
ILLUSTRATION 100$ USD
COMING SOON.
DEFINE IT:
EXAMPLES HERE.
CHARACTER PAGE 250$ USD
COMING SOON.
DEFINE IT:
EXAMPLES HERE.
COMIC PAGE 100$ - 150$ USD + PER PAGE, 3 PAGES MINIMUM.
COMING SOON.
DEFINE IT:
EXAMPLES HERE.
COMMS CURRENTLY CLOSED
PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR PAYPAL EMAIL SO I CAN INVOICE YOU PROMPTLY. INQUIRIES THAT DO NOT INCLUDE THE REQUIRED INFO WILL BE DELETED.